You're in you're geriatric years, ripe and (gasp) single!
Unmarried! Zero sex partner, zero father/mother of the babies and zero boo.
Baecations? You're going nowhere child because you're old ass is single with a capital S.
Why are you single?
In this episode I tell you why I am so so sooooo single and  it's a lot!
Maybe I'll meet my king tomorrow, maybe not, either way, I'm fabulous babe.

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